Notorious B.I.G; "Me & My Bitch"

When I met you I admit my first thought was a trip,

ya look so good I'd suck on your daddy's dick

No one has ever gone on a date and the first thought that enters their mind is sucking their date's fathers dick....EVER. This fantasy does not increase regardless of how good the woman looks in fact the better the woman looks the less you should be thinking about old men's genitals.

File Under: Extremely Gay, Likely to leave dinner early to get home to see your dates Dad, Worst Date Ever

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DJ Quik; "Dollaz +Sense"

Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man befo'

but you gone be the first, you little trick-ass ho,

then you can tell me just how it taste

Calling a man a trick-ass ho does not make him a woman, it still makes him a man and he still has a dick and that still makes you and this lyric extremely gay. Then not only that but your pillow talk afterwards is enough to make Perez Hilton vomit.

File Under: Extremely gay, a trick-ass man is still a man

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Mase; "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down"

We spend cheese, in the West Indies
Then come home to plenty cream Bentleys
You name it, I could claim it
Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus

First of all no one in the West Indies barters with cheese, second of all your money that has skidmarks all over it will rarely be accepted anywhere, thirdly I never knew someone could do homoerotic things with dollar bills but thank you for assuring me they could Mase.

File Under: Doing gay things with money; making ridiculous statements

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