Showing posts with label Worthless to Rap About. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Worthless to Rap About. Show all posts

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Rich Boy; "Top of the World"

10 million dollars make an ugly muthafucka cute

Correction, 10 million dollars make an ugly muthafucka a rich ugly muthafucka but you are still ugly.

What kind of grown man refers to himself as cute?

File Under: Your bank account doesn't change your looks

Post #47

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Jay-Z; "Do You Wanna Ride"

You know why they call the Projects a project?, because it's a Project!

This sounds like it should be a public service announcement and not in a rap song. Actually on second thought it doesn't really need to be said at all.

File Under: Don't Hire Jay-Z as a Detective

Post #38

Friday, August 7, 2009

Mike Jones; "Scandalous Hoes"

I watch my back when I'm walkin, I watch my mouth when I'm talkin

I bet you also watch your eyes when your lookin and your ears when your hearin..... there is no point to rapping about this so you should just not say it at all.

File Under: Makes no sense, Don't put this in your song

Post #32

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Rick Ross; "Speedin"

We own things

So do I, so does my neighbor, even homeless people own something. You are not telling us anything we do not already know.

File Under: Pointless to Say, You seem like everyone else

Post #22