Young Jeezy; "I'm so Paid (Remix)"

She said Young why ya voice so hoarse

I just sound like money baby I shoulda been a Porsche (Vrooom)

You cannot sound like money because it does not make a sound, and if it did that sound would not be hoarse. Also you could never be a Porsche because that is a car and you are a person and clearly you never got the memo that Transformers was a movie. The entire analogy is turrible, like saying you should be a DVD player because your voice is raspy and you sound like a bag of pencils.

File Under: Turrible analogy, no common sense

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Mystikal; "Here I Go"

My lifestyle is rural, I'll hit on your poodle.

Not only do you not speak for the rural community but in a list of things you shouldn't be hitting on a poodle is found near the top, between plastic palm trees and your own reflection in the mirror.

File Under: Shouldn't Have Pets, Needs the Sex Talk

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DJ Quik; "Dollaz +Sense"

Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man befo'

but you gone be the first, you little trick-ass ho,

then you can tell me just how it taste

Calling a man a trick-ass ho does not make him a woman, it still makes him a man and he still has a dick and that still makes you and this lyric extremely gay. Then not only that but your pillow talk afterwards is enough to make Perez Hilton vomit.

File Under: Extremely gay, a trick-ass man is still a man

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Rick Ross; "I'm Only Human"

Never knew chocolate milk make you fart real bad (Naw!)

This is more childish than anything a 3rd grader could even think of saying, not only is this beyond childish it is simply not true.

Filed Under: So childish, making the Nesquik bunny look bad

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Mase; "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down"

We spend cheese, in the West Indies
Then come home to plenty cream Bentleys
You name it, I could claim it
Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus

First of all no one in the West Indies barters with cheese, second of all your money that has skidmarks all over it will rarely be accepted anywhere, thirdly I never knew someone could do homoerotic things with dollar bills but thank you for assuring me they could Mase.

File Under: Doing gay things with money; making ridiculous statements

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