Thursday, September 17, 2009

Rich Boy; "Top of the World"

10 million dollars make an ugly muthafucka cute

Correction, 10 million dollars make an ugly muthafucka a rich ugly muthafucka but you are still ugly.

What kind of grown man refers to himself as cute?

File Under: Your bank account doesn't change your looks

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Trey Songz; "Successful" (Drake Track)

I want the money, money and the cars, cars and the clothers, the hoes, I suppose

You don't have to want these things, if your not sure then it is really not worth your time to try to get them if you are going to be dissatisfied later. I don't think that there is any way to sound more unsure of yourself especially on a song called successful.

File Under: Doesn't Know What He Wants, Can Be Convinced of Anything

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Jay-Z; "Run This Town"

This is la familia, I'll explain later

No, if your gonna start talking finish your damn sentence, its like trying to keep a fourth grader on task.

File Under: Make Up Your Mind, Think What you Want To Say Before You Talk

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Friday, September 4, 2009

Lil Wayne; "Lollipop Remix"

cause I was leavin skid marks on, ev'rywhere I sit

Then you should probably do two things. First of all wipe your ass
when you are finished, second of all maybe you should put you
pants back onbefore you sit down, this would help solve your
problems.

File Under: Basic TP training, Don't let Lil Wayne sit on your
white couch

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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Ridiculous Rap Chain Of The Week 5

Is it just me or does having a giant gold bracelet of an Eagle on your wrist just make it a fuck-ton harder to do absolutely anything. No clue why anyone would ever try to rep this.
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