Young Jeezy; "I'm so Paid (Remix)"

She said Young why ya voice so hoarse

I just sound like money baby I shoulda been a Porsche (Vrooom)

You cannot sound like money because it does not make a sound, and if it did that sound would not be hoarse. Also you could never be a Porsche because that is a car and you are a person and clearly you never got the memo that Transformers was a movie. The entire analogy is turrible, like saying you should be a DVD player because your voice is raspy and you sound like a bag of pencils.

File Under: Turrible analogy, no common sense

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Mystikal; "Here I Go"

My lifestyle is rural, I'll hit on your poodle.

Not only do you not speak for the rural community but in a list of things you shouldn't be hitting on a poodle is found near the top, between plastic palm trees and your own reflection in the mirror.

File Under: Shouldn't Have Pets, Needs the Sex Talk

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