Petey Pablo; "Jam Y'all"

These girls scandalous, got holes in they panties,
Got big behinds like Frankenstein,
Breathe smell just as shitty,
And meatballs on they titty,
And scrambled eggs down 'tween they legs.

What kind of ridiculous standards does this guy have for the girls he hangs out with? If I met a girl at a party who had holes in her panties, meatballs on her titties, and breath like Frankenstein I would start to question the type of parties I was going to.

File Under: Worst Standards Ever, Attracted to Frankenstein's Ass

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Plies; "Bust it Baby Pt 2"

But while she sleep I sneak in and put hickies on her neck

So basically you are breaking into people's houses to suck on their neck and then leave, I thought that only happened in Vampire movies??? You are on the fast track to a stalking/rape/breaking and entering charge so don't rap about this. Also it is clearly obvious you have the mask for breaking and entering but you may want to lose the 75 lbs. of jewelry the clanging from that will wake people up.

File Under: So Creepy, Going to Jail, Vampires

Post #11

R. Kelly; "I'm in Love With a Stripper, (remix)"

I wanna stick it wanna kiss it, if I could I'd put my whole damn head in it

Well yah, I get the first two parts and thats fine but what happened between kissing it and putting your head in it? That is A) absolutely gross, B) would you even want to continue hooking up with this girl because no one on earth will.

Here's a tip, if you "could" do it, you should probably stop and just drive home, trust me that's not something you even want to get involved with.

File Under: Being extremely weird in bed, Never going to have a second date

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