DJ Khaled; "Standing on the Mountain Top"

Turn your TV on I bet all you see is me

The new richest man in the world after leaving the Casino "I can't believe the odds were really 1-1 that DJ Khaled is on every channel and 10,000-1 that he wouldn't be"

In fact if DJ Khaled is even on 1 channel when I turn my TV on I am usually suprised and Tivo it since it may never happen again, but I also mute it because all he does is yell the same 3 words.

W_ , T_E, _ES_........see if you can guess the blanks.

File Under: Worst bookie ever, completely false statement

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Notorious B.I.G; "Me & My Bitch"

When I met you I admit my first thought was a trip,

ya look so good I'd suck on your daddy's dick

No one has ever gone on a date and the first thought that enters their mind is sucking their date's fathers dick....EVER. This fantasy does not increase regardless of how good the woman looks in fact the better the woman looks the less you should be thinking about old men's genitals.

File Under: Extremely Gay, Likely to leave dinner early to get home to see your dates Dad, Worst Date Ever

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