Nelly; "Na-NaNa-Na"

Sex in the country, you know sex in the Zoo di-rectly behind the monkeys

Monkeys do not live in the country nor is there a zoo in the country but the fact is that there is not a less romantic place to take a girl than directly behind the monkeys. The only time that you should ever try to have sex with a girl behind the monkeys is......oh wait that should never happen or be an option

File Under: Dirtiest place ever to have sex, Least Romantic date ever

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Eminem; "My Name Is"

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up, Flashed the bartender, and stuck my dick in the tip cup

Why are you walking around with only a coat on and nothing else??? And unless that bartender did something to you, your dick is a terrible tip to leave since I assume you will be taking it with you when you get hauled away by the police. Oh and by the way the only people who should ever be naked in strip clubs are the strippers.

File Under: Being a complete dick, Needs to go clothes shopping, Learn how to properly tip

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