Nelly; "Na-NaNa-Na"

Sex in the country, you know sex in the Zoo di-rectly behind the monkeys

Monkeys do not live in the country nor is there a zoo in the country but the fact is that there is not a less romantic place to take a girl than directly behind the monkeys. The only time that you should ever try to have sex with a girl behind the monkeys is......oh wait that should never happen or be an option

File Under: Dirtiest place ever to have sex, Least Romantic date ever

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