Wednesday, July 22, 2009

DJ Quik; "Dollaz +Sense"

Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man befo'
but you gone be the first, you little trick-ass ho,
then you can tell me just how it taste

Calling a man a trick-ass ho does not make him a woman, it still makes him a man and he still has a dick and that still makes you and this lyric extremely gay. Then not only that but your pillow talk afterwards is enough to make Perez Hilton vomit.

File Under: Extremely gay, a trick-ass man is still a man

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Rick Ross; "I'm Only Human"

Never knew chocolate milk make you fart real bad (Naw!)

This is more childish than anything a 3rd grader could even think of saying, not only is this beyond childish it is simply not true.

Filed Under: So childish, making the Nesquik bunny look bad

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Mase; "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down"

We spend cheese, in the West Indies
Then come home to plenty cream Bentleys
You name it, I could claim it
Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus

First of all no one in the West Indies barters with cheese, second of all your money that has skidmarks all over it will rarely be accepted anywhere, thirdly I never knew someone could do homoerotic things with dollar bills but thank you for assuring me they could Mase.

File Under: Doing gay things with money; making ridiculous statements

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